Praise yeezus
If you love me you’ll buy me the most expensive edition of Yeezus
"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."
- Friedrich Nietzche, Beyond Good and Evil. (via scintillant)
This would’ve been a tight bible verse
Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.
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every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
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the worst part about food is making it
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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people who have the same name as me are competition
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booby trap
i swear i tried to scroll past this
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they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
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